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at school: can you stop talking because i dont care

Via Let your dreams overtake your mind.

Chat 12208Notes

normal people on tumblr: TMI Tuesday! I'll answer anything!!!
Me: Bitch please I would answer anything at anytime but no one asks me shit

Via lights will guide you home. ∞

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Via Loosen your corset and have a drink.

(Source: accio-glow)

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

speedofdarkness:

cardinaldanger:

hylianrudolf:

chamctc:

shortshit:

melissamend:

nigglex:

-ihopeyourehappy:

obdormio:

Press PLAY.

INSTANT REBLOG

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

INSTANT REBLOG.

If you don’t reblog…

I just smiled instantly. First note. Smiled.

All my feelings. ALL OF THEM.

i think our entire generation gets chills when they hear this

Via I fancy you

Chat 13935Notes

me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results

Via I must become a lion-hearted girl.

Chat 10578Notes

When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and forget they don't speak the same language as you.

Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Them: what?!
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them: ....riIiiiight
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them: .....
Me: literally dead omfg
Them:
Me: SOBBING
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Via I fancy you

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did-yuo-kno:

The national animal of Alaska is the eskimo.

Via did you know?

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When you’re typing in your password…

itsdamnfunny:

but you get it wrong.

So you start typing like this…

Visit itsdamnfunny.tumblr.com for more laughs!

(Source: justbeencumberbatched)

Via Y U NO LAUGH?

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My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

Via Keep Calm and Laugh it Off

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When my mom is bitchin’

laugh-addict:

she mad for no reason like

im like, the fuck?

she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”

im like “wait, me?”

then she’s like

so i run to my room like WTF!

via laugh-addict